Fic: Blindsided (Bruce + Dick)

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Fic: Blindsided (Bruce + Dick)

M,

It is with the greatest respect (and with humble thanks to Moneypenny and other agents for their input) that I present to you this gift. Your presence in our little corner of the universe is always a source of happiness, your contributions an endless delight. May your creativity continue to flourish for many years to come, in this fandom and in any other projects you pursue.

Please enjoy.

With admiration,

-Bond

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Mr Bond,

As I explained to MoneyPenny, decorum can kiss my ass today. Neener neener neener.

saldkjhasdaskdlj How do I express my undying love for this and for you?! Dick is perfect and practically oozing charm and good humour in the face of GrumpyBats and his Allergies of Doom. I love that already there are hints of his future independence issues peeking through— ‘It’s not like it’s my first day on the job’ oho~ and then Bruce just cuts straight to the wtf-are-you-asking-my-colleagues-taming sea serpents-REALLY?! Cue Dick, suddenly so cute being all sheepish and embarassed and I’m pretty sure deep down he subconsciously WANTED to be caught out but now that the crucial moment has come, he’s just squirming like a worm on a hook.

And Bruce— BRUCE— this is the Bruce I love the best, the one who pushes and pushes hard, but then knows how to take that crucial step back and do the right thing. And he just— introduces himself all over and bawww it’s just the right amounts of cute and cheesy and my heart is all light and aflutter askjdhas I’m struggling for words, where are my words. ;~;

All I can think of is thank you, thank you, thank you. You made my day all that much happier and sparkly and my life all that much richer for knowing you <3

-M